April 23, 2010

A few word definitions

Filed under: humor — unwriter1 @ 9:59 am

Word Definitions

Retire: 1. Putting tires back on the car.

2. Getting tired again after being tired from having a job.

Work: That place you go to to save enough money to retire.

Free time: What you thought you would have when you retired but cannot find.

Laugh_cry: Your reaction when you look at your first retirement check.

Nothing: What your retirement check allows you to buy.

Hobby: 1. Fun after work, work after retiring.

2. A way to earn enough for a cup of coffee a week.

Kids: 1. What you work to support.

2. Adults unable to support you.

Grandchildren: Proves having kids was worthwhile after all.

Home: Where you live

Retirement Home: Oxymoron

Life: 1. A good cereal.

2. An old magazine.

3. Existence made enjoyable with grandchildren.


  1. hahahaaa – good play on words, bro. 🙂

    Comment by Marvin D Wilson — April 23, 2010 @ 10:22 am | Reply

  2. These are keepers, Ron Twain! Love these thoughts!

    Comment by Carol — April 23, 2010 @ 10:55 am | Reply

  3. Ilove the way you play with words 🙂

    Comment by Joyce A. Anthony — April 23, 2010 @ 2:49 pm | Reply

  4. The answer to all of the above is;

    Have few wants
    Work only to supply your needs
    Use the underground economy to cut out Mega-man(government)
    Keep life simple so you can enjoy every moment with few strings attached.

    Comment by Jays Writer's World — April 23, 2010 @ 5:41 pm | Reply

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